MTG Standard Tournament 8-4-10
550 days ago by kirk | You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS feed. You can leave a response, or trackback from your own site
It was hot; hot like a bus rider's breath emanating from the back seat. It was humid; humid like the steam room at the local gym with a bunch of sweating fatties therein wearing nothing but their skin. It was smelly; smelly like the dumpster behind the local taco joint one day prior to garbage day--this was due to many of you being unfamiliar with showering and deodorant.
Even so, a lot o' people came, 31 to be exact, biggest turn out ever at Game Den for a Wednesday Night Standard tournament. Josh Jensen bested the field and was the only player to go 5-0 defeating Game Den employee Marc Allen in round 5. I am Marc's boss. He is my employee. Josh played a bant deck full of Jace and Gid. Marc played a Black/Red deck full of black and red cards.
I very much like the South Park episode that makes fun of Jennifer Lopez and Ben Affleck. I'm not sure how that is relevant to this tournament, but I do what I want.
Noticeable by his absence was
The Legend, Adam Westwood.
1st Josh Jensen
2nd Bryan Hawley
3rd Marc Allen
4th Jeff McHenry
5th Shawn Meyer
Thanks to everyone. The robust turnout was very delicious.